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Kellen Winslow caught masturbating in car; later arrested by police

Jan 17, 2014|

Mut and Merloni discuss the arrest of Kellen Winslow for possession of marijuana and also talk about the claim by one witness that said Winslow was masturbating in his SUV.

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Butler 93 set and got a majority of the show is going to be hard core football breakdown. Patriots Broncos we'll like and why. The insides and outs William block. That phrase used earlier. You won early eulogies. That brought now is the -- I'll what's speaking of rubbery reroute. -- -- -- block a gas -- first work. This is not going to be any of that this is going to be zero breakdown a patriots Broncos this is the best headline renal week and -- you mean I. Joey second read this so if -- a chance to not back on the other -- -- told aloft the -- suspended for the next couple hours. Based on this headline then it's been has the best line of the day. Kellen Winslow was jerk and it in his car when he was arrested. Cuts right to the -- Just what's at IKEA I can't say that but just they masturbation. Well what's -- deference to forgive a warning if he said like -- that. I read the headline is doing naughty things in his car when newsroom well he was masturbating in his car. It was bought an -- and -- okay. That's when he was doing in his car that it was the jet at that time what was he doing. -- -- refuel the judge panel that it works. Tight end Kellen Winslow was arrested. For alleged marijuana possession back in November. But a newly released police report from the incident reveals that smoking we might not the only thing -- was up to that day. You may also been masturbating in his car this comes directly from dom cost -- will give him credit -- -- the story the -- the east Hanover police incident report. In it the witness who called the police are Winslow explains what she saw this is directly from the police report. As she exited her vehicle she commented through the mail regarding how cold ones I'm guessing the male in this case is cal Winslow junior. As she stood near the open driver's side window of the escalade she observed the males erect penis. She stated that she believed that he was masturbating. The woman provided a written statement regarding the account. Your comments that giant. At royal and I us. Now the only part of the headline and story guy it's interesting -- and how did she really now. How can she really beat certain how to police know for sure. The report states on police arrived on the scene and cancel those generals were not exposed but. You open containers of gasoline were visible on the car's center console. When police asked Winslow what he was doing. He told he was just looking for arts and mark. Now. At -- believe we knew he teases you you -- on the markets are bad bad publicity that's that Boston market is trending on Twitter this morning up at the -- that is best bet that's not the reason a lot of beach building today in a corporate offices in -- Boston market. You choke the chicken. Before in the big date don't you. Tell me you spank the monkey before any big day. I don't think oh my god he doesn't plug the dolphins for a big date are. I think that's bad publicity. People talking about Boston market. Looking for Boston market -- -- what you're gonna call that right we that's battle fought for by the bad publicity at all. If that's people wanna call it and make sure that -- that the Boston market excited. Garrett some energy that the word to -- is excited. Up another that's bad when I like this is is this ball and we -- cop also notes to open it is a vastly in the center console. And a plastic bag marked mr. happy. And empty plastic containers of funky monkey. Scattered throughout the vehicle. The -- mr. happy. To date as of funky monkey. I believe both of massacres of marijuana in your heart that's one thing but -- Bring gasoline. With you. -- that's one thing that's one thing if you gonna do it I am 33 years old in my entire life I've heard of one person who did that his car was meant to him and now you have the older people. You say it like it's not that rare to gonna do it in your car. You don't -- friends -- -- -- doing this in their Clark I don't know but I'm saying I heard it before I'm guessing there's there's a decent amount of men that. That masturbating their cars but you to bring a gasoline -- with you that discussed. -- -- Eight TS BAA. Mark what is it -- TNT -- say 790 don't regret Jolie says he's heard this before the a lot of men do it in their car. Just text yes or no. As they got driving around have you ever done this in your car balls basically Shrek did that this. Is not I idol I believe the answer no I don't believe what Kirk Mandy had admitted to doing and what reportedly allegedly Kellen Winslow did. Is a real common occurrence among men. I there are plenty of places -- bedroom shower except to Wear that stuff. You keep track -- quick response of how close it is yes to no. At 37937. The gasoline sort of seal the deal for me that it was definitely cal Winslow doing that in his car. Plastic container funky monkey. -- has to happen -- you're pretty crowded area and it's Merrill marijuana which is plastic containers of funky monkey netlabel funky monkey fist. I think containers of funky monkey. That's that's the name of the marijuana are I think the the empathy can I don't -- plastic bags remarked mr. happy I get it. Mr. happy and it is plastic containers a funky monkey scattered throughout the vehicle. Can I get a possible -- the ice cream but why are all okay so I thought mr. happy and funky -- a single -- you'll also elect these little cute kids little. Candy things will bags of the containers a funky monkey I don't know I was thinking it was the Ben and Jerry's ice let's not say whether it was an ice cream having ice clear -- -- can it get I would mr. happy. He's just crushed some funky monkey. This is cal Winslow. In his car and a target parking lot and then says I'm looking for a Boston market. I would just argue that in at the end of the story I don't think Boston market wants to be now for masturbation. I'm going home to look for Boston market but that's the kids are gonna say up close to get would be that the window cars you guys -- -- -- That's a good point agency does pull up next to somebody open a B card to get out guys sitting right there to Garcia -- up. That escalated -- a little car slow ride and well it did you have a window on teachers Jerious. Why the back a lot. Your comments that giant royal Palin's. Page. You know the window. So I do it's SN escalate as you're up against the window -- -- a lot of people here. At 37937. Are admitting that they Don and at least once I had I and -- -- of females claiming their female techsters. Who have done before. Sheets of funky monkey is not a Beastie Boys -- breast monkey. But the press monkey is a funky monkey in the -- It was a song as I said a majority this four hours today's date is set for patriots and Broncos. Brady and Manning. I probably should that will stretch was not going to be that we came through. -- that I think that's terrible PR from our first I think it's great BR any reasonably -- these images but listen. Great PR. I asked the biggest -- -- good point Jason's good -- and in the beauty in all bats. Even a particular -- and on it. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Cal Winslow you're a football player that you've got a better place to -- in car in a target parking lot. That's for sure looks like Linehan. Let's get a break you try to get this -- I'm not sure it happened. We'll keep monkey. 61777979837. AT&T tech slide is 37937. -- that's -- very Christine guest on the show. And all disagree with us on a pretty big topic this week are you and I alone on an island when it comes to this games meaning. The Peyton Manning. We'll come back and discuss that with you guys next.

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