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Lenny Clarke eviscerates Dane Cook

May 31, 2013|

Fresh off a great performance at the Boston Strong concert Lenny called in to share his thoughts on Dane Cook. Lenny said he was outraged by Dane's decision to ban his set from the live stream.

Transcript - will not be 100% accurate

On 911. Yeah. You know a -- you -- above. Now he's in my back yeah. I've. Got 97 Franklin street. That about a half a block away from what you just up looking up. Stop letting letting Clark joins us on the AT&T hotline AT&T forgy LT and I don't letting. You are or you're a great job -- out -- so glad I knew you -- so glad you were topical. That you. Well we've -- major -- I I -- got -- to your country you'll if you thought because they're tea. You know I mean I really love acting but he understands that got you well as I decided it was gonna -- you know the Obama but god got me. That's pretty huge performance -- -- then divided it even -- -- I wanted to do the parts of the twilight and I haven't I look and -- -- -- -- -- the stuff that Rodgers -- great you know I have edit wild competition. But -- I would know I -- all right. Look at it that show. And I want -- -- all right let me -- by the I. Can't slugged it got. A couple of people he shouldn't but. I want to. Special look. At my ankle and I'll make it once it -- but. It was -- it was a the -- Let -- you know what you've been around long enough and you have the pulse of the city down pat all you needed to do was trust your instincts and you did and it was perfect. -- Thank you -- we need some answers to questions did you have any idea why this was not broadcast and and made a lot more money into look at it and number of broadcast. Fund raisers for Haiti for Iran live or super -- standing -- all televised all made fifteen what -- 3015 million dollars is it a million and a half. Well I guess I gotta tell you -- the one thing that I felt. Another bomb law or who it's amazing to get what -- plug it. He wanted -- want to be able to get a shot at Biden ticket. Because I know a couple of people don't want to mention names but you know Morgan -- equivalent. -- -- try to get under -- That seek out a 100000 ball at dialysis but I really want but the regular working class people bought since. To get -- official I think I just think in that they've got. But you're actually right I mean the money that could have been what it would make sure I would you know I've been on stage could rock idol seven which incredible. But Lanny it we didn't get to see it I mean. Solid solid as that guy that would cameras everywhere Gerry Adams said. And -- -- -- you know I mean obviously some hope somebody that would peavy deal would have. And then and you know other than what I can't replace they had a model back in multiple and it -- -- our donors. For the right reasons -- I. That was in the right place. And fortunately my grade -- -- for -- I that we don't know wasn't on TV we still haven't found out but we don't know why it wasn't being live stream for twenty minutes. Because Dane Cook demanded that insisted they not stream him. Because he didn't wanna reveal his new materially save and that for the next door. Talk about a guy who's who stole more monies and divert. -- -- -- -- -- I -- -- in my body so what might or might he need anymore if I had I would donated a million last night. -- What. That probably wanted to still but it slows that remote and blushed and. -- -- Eight people went into the world again and pull crap I say you don't get me. I you know like -- wanted the web -- -- I think I didn't think they did really well. I think I thought the thought about it. No I really don't. It at all he would walk by I don't. Know -- do you want you can. There. And we'll go straight. People. Didn't even get to see the number the number you had to call to donate that was gone under in Dane cook's routine McCain. All mine. I can you know -- you're normal -- -- and people yeah people I mean. Ever since it didn't see actors I think general Eric touched. The small it's very simple. It definitely see it. Just the people in the house and we had a few columns that wasn't that funny but it was new material in fact he admitted on and on his Twitter account when he wrote. Everybody sorry -- -- was not part of the live stream or televised. I didn't want any of the new material to hit the airwaves yet. I can't wait to share with you soon. You got my brain. All look back. What does that mean it's. -- -- I mean. Why why you would you do something like. All of it is beyond me I mean she's quite. Levy were to get yellow pants. Adam may or may not but it's still wearing a UN right now. And I give an appropriate I admit I never -- it. But I got a pair are Jamal that the where -- -- it's. You know I've got a bad. Bring it -- all those people intrude. You know adamant. Good dude don't ski -- -- Doug Flutie and our guys -- all about what they're able light -- At all. 88 -- in saying. But what what are you thinking. You know what if he's got a brain in his head he has to be extremely regretful this morning because he is get the crap kicked out of him at every venue. I you know what. A little country smartly and would actually lost to Michael what do you -- why do you want from what I've realized oh. They let you hear any did anyone else make demands because it seems to me this kind of event you don't make the managed to show up and do what you told. Even the big stars even if I Aerosmith there Jimmy Buffett -- Jason -- being. That was the arrows that away from Singapore. Are the drop hit my three odd sort and Colorado and garden box. Personal check -- get them but I admit. And that bad about typical shell Oklahoma City and -- If you will allow -- check out think. Cattle and couldn't have been more shall lead you know I mean. That might not -- -- -- and -- -- Without being. Part old old I mean we want we want a public what I want to point out. I'm glad you do it on the battle you know I -- I wouldn't have mentioned are real and that ball mark obviously money is gonna -- -- -- -- God and that I'm black and -- people will do what can I loved I felt. Where there were there many -- -- how long you well a lot of what they tell you gotta do five to ten minutes whatever. -- I'm sure what we're gonna go five and -- -- do so that I could I could -- seven if you want an extra money would -- seven and I didn't go. All -- -- like stupidity actually got to allow for the last. Well that's a good thing. That it. Steven Wright came out of whatever it is it's dilution. -- -- I'd love god love -- -- I'm -- -- you know we worked very bold and bright and I would blog page. Every night at and that got Boston pickles. Brescia match so I waited -- -- I didn't -- the yellow -- I believe we want a bit. Simply you know -- -- and that I I don't I haven't taken -- into areas. Since. But I haven't opened it can't divulge. Well you did a great job bloody and I want to catch up with the immense Q what kind of information we could get based on now what didn't happen last night and some what did happen. Appreciate the timely and those -- apparently really good on -- I I love you guys in their -- could say what I what I NBA you read all the light up but that was in the -- still -- to bill. And he should you should make up for a and I don't I don't know how but he's right exactly today you write a check. It out if you did not -- no material and -- back up. Content they don't edit them I -- It may be nobody it's not great money down the road. I'd Clark doesn't -- on the eighteenth the island AT&T forgy LT TE.

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