Aug 14, 2012|
Meter turns from the world of sports to talk cats, porn names, and his sleeping ways in this flash. Meter revealed to John and Kirk that his cat Stinky sleeps on his ass. The guys also talk about Atlanta Braves Color Analyst Joe Simpson's offer to fight a twitter follower and the latest questionable answer from Family Feud.
Transcript - will not be 100% accurate
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And by god when I come home from work I wanna -- -- politics hey -- but he's parents at the television -- the other way that I got myself or not I can -- is they couldn't quite sure if they had a -- They give the middle finger -- important -- that they can look you off Mike yeah. Is is very friendly is greets me every day. Licks me tunnels would mean you caught up on YouTube this sleeps on me that easily but the -- yes the cats sleep and you went to sleep -- that -- yet -- -- right now. Yes. Which is dangerous. -- right of the bucket. Do you sleep -- -- the bus they faced them faced faced it that is right on your -- -- Jesse's desperate mode and the majority of you and exists does the can't get around. The blast away singer's legal. Recourse does sound legal. -- is based on your face that you turn your base of the side notes like faces in the know are so you get a Daisuke cricket and from and I usually you know really I've I have to do it matches. 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It's just getting at least two Internet -- -- to Twitter and -- you know at John Dennis W area thank you very simple very simple. But evidently Joe Simpson who -- one of the voices of the Braves right there analyst. Very upset other broadcasters. Because there's another Josephson and that's Jessica Simpson Simpson's father. And I just. This Joe Simpson got diffused with the other Joe Simpson for some something very bad. Hollywood. There's a data. -- a couple of days ago. So whichever one you idiot tweeters. We get that phrase for it -- exclusives because there meantime I'd like to meet you wouldn't be home. After the game tomorrow and I'd like to -- As Daniel Murphy has. I don't even need tickets. As -- carries contribution -- and the minute hand -- say to. Elect to eulogize your tickets after they did. So that's that's good Twitter say it's you know so advised not to professional -- are advised besides being. Like you're driving next -- cut -- -- you think about like opening offer yelled -- and on the windy relates. Cars you know like lot of people have weapons in cars you'll need like look at somebody the wrong way home this happened to me in away. 1213 years ago as the volume were driving down. -- and a car compass this is true story cut us off ruling. Ridiculous strike on going to ago we pull over the card access we look. There's one guy driving in the dying overseas Mike. Well hold back after you got -- that chair. So I've always thought yeah this is crazy I was so crazy people up about. You would know nothing at all with it that's kind of stuff some cat lover next yeah. Well -- a -- is him these. This this is you were your blast -- Her hurt her lots of tolerance and -- You're obliged on the last -- -- -- -- -- does. Doctors there who -- give any else for us. -- I know earlier threats rush out to about four lines opened 677790850. The NC without this he will be right back.